Winnemac Electrons
Four Time CMBA Champions
Standings
| Team | W | L | T | Pts. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
 Blazers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 Electrons | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 Hawks | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 Hounds | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
 White Sox | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
"Dogged by rumors, plagued by scandal, shunned by the mainstream media, fueled by steroids, ravaged by STDs, weakened by kryptonite, prohibited from standing within 200 yards of most elementary schools, and suffering from an overall lack of athletic ability, the Winnemac Electrons prepare to engage in what will be the greatest baseball story ever told."