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| Name: Jared Yucht |
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Position: 2B, OF |
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| Bats: Right |
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Throws: Right |
Bio: Raised in the swamps of New Jersey, Jared was a protege rock drummer who eventually met with an up and coming singer/songwriter. The 2 hit it off, and he became the drummer for the young band Yucht Jovi. Their popularity soared and they eventually signed with Capitol Records. Disputes ensued due to Yucht's close association with those in the "waste management" business, and the band fell apart. This led to severe drinking, and more notably, the eating began.
Jared quickly ballooned up, seemingly unable to stop his downward spiral. When all hope seemed lost, however, Jared's luck finally turned. One day, Jared waddled into a local SubwayTM Sandwich Shop to purchase his customary mid-afternoon snack, otherwise known as the Subway BMT with triple meat. It just so happened that Fred DeLuca, Subway's CEO, was there that day. He approached Jared and in no time, a deal was struck. Jared became the new Subway spokesman. 2 years later, Jared is down 200 lbs., but just as ugly. Newly slimmed down and looking for any kind of companionship, Jared joined the Electrons in 2003.
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